motorginger:

Seriously. Lets just take a wee minute to thank the universe for boobs. Im sure life would be such a mundane place without them.

fuckmeimwet:

http://fuckmeimwet.com/

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hamster plays dead [video]

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I swear if that fucking woman does not quit crying she’s getting a meat cleaver to the head.. 

motorginger:

HA! BOOM BABY!

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mrshorrorstar:

iserg4s:

rghjs:

Rudy Eugene, 31, the naked man also known as The Miami Zombie who viciously attacked a 65 year old homeless man on the MacArthur causeway in Miami Saturday. He was caught trying to eat off the other man’s face, police fired one shot into the man after ordering the Rudy to stop. Rudy only gave grunts and growls back. It took 11 more shots to kill Rudy. The victim, whose identity has not been released, is still listed in critical condition at Jackson Memorial Hospital, the Miami Herald reports. The shocking incident occurred near the off-ramp to Biscayne Boulevard on the causeway. Police believe LSD is behind this act of cannibalism.

Other “zombie” related incidents

5/16: McArthur High School HazMat situation: Students and Teachers Decontaminated after breaking out in rash.

5/19: No confirmation on chemical at For Lauderdale International Airport.

5/21: Police: Man bites woman in Westchester.

5/23: I-285 re-opens after HazMat incident.

5/23: Man bites cousin’s nose off.

5/24: Second Broward school reports mystery rash.

5/25: HazMat called after kids exposed to pesticide on bus: HazMat and EMS respond to Lake County, FL School.

5/25: Disoriented passenger subdued on flight in Miami.

5/26: Naked man allegedly eating victim’s face, shot and killed by Miami Police.

5/26: Florida Doctor spits blood at Highway Patrolmen after DUI arrest.

5/27: Georgia contractor bites Lowes emplyees, resists arrest.

12/21/12: Zombie Apocalypse starts!

Time for me to move to Michaela’s. She has guns. Lots and lots of guns.

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hana-no-hikari:

soniaphan:

Elizabeth Báthory is one of the most prolific serial killers in all of history.

She was born into nobility and was highly educated but also very vain.

One day, infuriated, Elizabeth struck one of her servant girls so hard that some blood dripped from her face onto Elizabeth’s hand and she immediately thought that her skin took on a glowing freshness of her young maid.

Elizabeth believed she had found the secret of eternal youth. After this, women were abducted and hung upside down, while they were still alive and their throats were slit to prepare Elizabeth’s bath.

The Countess of Transylvania and four collaborators were accused of torturing and killing hundreds of girls, with one witness attributing to them over 650 victims, though the number for which they were convicted was 80. Elizabeth herself was neither tried nor convicted.

these things are so fascinating

o.e

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geneticreconstruction:

tikileff:

ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE: BEGUN

They all start this way in the films